mmpph-mph, mmmppphhhh-mmphh

yesterday's lecture was out of this world, to say the least.

at 8am, no one really expects a rousing crowd but i did make a point to be on time (because i took a cab) despite having caught the olympics the night before.

so i was feeling very sleepy (so's everyone else) half an hour into the lecture, when this guy stumbles in, and picks the seat behind us. what luck, eh?

he must have not had his breakfast, this coursemate, because the rustle rustle of plastic bags and mmph mmph of chewing alerted me to food being devoured right under our noses. i didn't salivate, of course =)

after breakfast our friend decides to down some H2O, then (hopefully) tries to settle down for the rest of the lecture. now i'm very thankful for this because his restlessness was beginning to get to me.

if i had been in knowledge of what was to come next, i reckon i'd gladly trade restlessness.

because he started clearing his throat. mmpph-hem. mmppphhh-mph.

mmppp-hmph.

not exactly loud ahems which makes you think he's trying to hint something, but little noises occuring with perfect regularity, at precisely three second intervals.

remarkable, no?

but then they start to turn into grunts, which is obviously quite distracting. of course anything would be distracting since andrew ang as a lecturer is like being in hibernation.

then grunts, due to my overactive imagination, start to sound like he's, well, tickling mr. happy.

i've never been so glad to get out of lecture in my entire life.

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