i should think to convert to a hermit on saturdays, when unwelcomed school kids tote metal cans strong enough to hold one million in change - i think - ask for offerings all around the island.
their "angelic" facial contortions are simply too much to bear! it is too discrepant to their usual dispositions and thus, makes me think twice, thrice even, before giving my two cents. i try my best not to look disgusted when a sweet (yeah right) face approaches with a "excuse me, would you like to donate?"
(there is something to be said about the way they phrase their requests, it's usually a rushed "skewmewwoululiktodonate?" and very agonizing on my tender ears who have the ability to spot vocal mistakes a mile away. despite their prowess, they are something else at gossip. haha.)
kids are mistaken if they think what they're doing equate charitable deeds, for they're simply being a nag and, in consequence, a convenient channel for the innocent public to lose their unnecessary change.
oh but i like keeping change. =)
their "angelic" facial contortions are simply too much to bear! it is too discrepant to their usual dispositions and thus, makes me think twice, thrice even, before giving my two cents. i try my best not to look disgusted when a sweet (yeah right) face approaches with a "excuse me, would you like to donate?"
(there is something to be said about the way they phrase their requests, it's usually a rushed "skewmewwoululiktodonate?" and very agonizing on my tender ears who have the ability to spot vocal mistakes a mile away. despite their prowess, they are something else at gossip. haha.)
kids are mistaken if they think what they're doing equate charitable deeds, for they're simply being a nag and, in consequence, a convenient channel for the innocent public to lose their unnecessary change.
oh but i like keeping change. =)
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