filipino, oh sorry, domestic maids are the world's biggest flirts (agree with me, dammit). they giggle, act silly and vulnerable in front of men - both young, old and handicapped. now it seems like women, too, are not spared.
a shared lift with one of them househelp evidently showed me their competency at the flirting game.
when i entered the elevator after ms. domestic and her handicapped male charge, i told abovementioned maid to "please press number eight, thank you."
so, the filipino/indonesian/wherever maids hail from was searching frantically for my floor -- usually people have a hard time because the lift buttons in my apartment follow an unexplanable order bound by undecipherable logic, sigh. when she couldn't find "eight", she giggled, like, "hehehehehehehehehe".
then when i directed her to the right place, she went, "hehehehehehehehehe, oh i see, hehehehehehehehehehe. sorry, hehehehehehehehehehe."
i felt like she saw me as some sex-starved bangladeshi construction worker with a "is that a hammer in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" jesus christ. sorry for the association, btw.
in fact, she was such giggly bits that she accidently rolled her charge's wheelchair over my foot (OUCH) and then, "hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe".
(HOW ABOUT AN APOLOGY?!?)
a shared lift with one of them househelp evidently showed me their competency at the flirting game.
when i entered the elevator after ms. domestic and her handicapped male charge, i told abovementioned maid to "please press number eight, thank you."
so, the filipino/indonesian/wherever maids hail from was searching frantically for my floor -- usually people have a hard time because the lift buttons in my apartment follow an unexplanable order bound by undecipherable logic, sigh. when she couldn't find "eight", she giggled, like, "hehehehehehehehehe".
then when i directed her to the right place, she went, "hehehehehehehehehe, oh i see, hehehehehehehehehehe. sorry, hehehehehehehehehehe."
i felt like she saw me as some sex-starved bangladeshi construction worker with a "is that a hammer in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" jesus christ. sorry for the association, btw.
in fact, she was such giggly bits that she accidently rolled her charge's wheelchair over my foot (OUCH) and then, "hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe".
(HOW ABOUT AN APOLOGY?!?)
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