last weekend, perrine mentioned how abominable men smell when the wake up in the morning.
(don't bother visiting perr's site, she hasn't updated since, like, last christmas.)
i couldn't fathom how people of the opposite sex could smell as bad as she'd claimed but you know the phrase, "be careful what you wish for"?
this morning i was behind a seemingly harmless, or odourless, male specimen when a sudden gust of wind blew in our direction.
holy mother of christ.
the malodor was so lucidly unbearable, it made me weak in my knees - for the wrong reasons! morning breath doesn't even come half as close, trust me. i may never recover.
(don't bother visiting perr's site, she hasn't updated since, like, last christmas.)
i couldn't fathom how people of the opposite sex could smell as bad as she'd claimed but you know the phrase, "be careful what you wish for"?
this morning i was behind a seemingly harmless, or odourless, male specimen when a sudden gust of wind blew in our direction.
holy mother of christ.
the malodor was so lucidly unbearable, it made me weak in my knees - for the wrong reasons! morning breath doesn't even come half as close, trust me. i may never recover.
AHA! You should have known better than to doubt me. Anyhow, it wasn't last Christmas and I know that sentence was just an attempt to make me update.
darn it's not fun anymore
darn it's not fun anymore
wahahah i dont know.. and i have no desire to find out!