Apparently, through the 12 days of Christmas, my Aussie true love gave me a kookaburra in a gum tree, two snakes on skis, three wet galahs, four lyrebirds, five kangaroos, six sharks-a-surfing, seven emus laying, eight dingos dancing, nine crocs-a-snoozing, 10 wombats washing, 11 lizards leaping, and 12 possums playing.
Never mind that I don't know what galahs are and what the hell I do with all those animals.
I accompanied a neighbour and her two little girls to their primary school this evening for a little Christmas presentation. Families really do get into the holiday spirit here. We had little shepherds and angels singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and Deck The Halls and they really are cute. :-) But no, it doesn't bring out my maternal instinct. Sorry guys.
Happy holidays, nonetheless.
Happy Holidays, cellmate!
i want a nice present when you come back. no stuffed toys, please.
-cellmate
walau so demanding. i graciously send u smelly but u reject. terrible lor!
but he's yours. i dare not accept.
-cellmate
A galah is a pink and grey parrot.